Watch them LAUGH when they read this! The 'perfect' gift for your friends, family, business associates.  NO POWER NECESSARY This slightly naughty candle has a column showing directions for use. Camper Alarm Clock Golfer Alarm Clock Trucker Alarm Clock Silent Alarm Clock (Generic)     Custom imprints in larger quantities Printed on the candle: DIRECTIONS FOR USE At bedtime, STICK CANDLE IN YOUR A__ up to the  ‘Time Line’ of the hour you want to wake up (make sure wick is facing out).  Light the candle, lay face down, and go to sleep. NOTE: Don’t fart in your sleep or you’ll blow out the candle. (For Entertainment Purposes Only, Don’t Set Your Ass On Fire!)  $2.95 each OR buy 2 for $4.95   Save even more when you buy 5 for $10.95 or 10 for $19.95 Shipping $4.80 or $7.00 Discounts will be figured manually when processing credit card. Choose which style and then choose "Buy". Specify quantities on the checkout form. Discounts will be applied there. Great gifts for your office, friends, family! Need even larger quantities?   Fill out the form below and click on Submit  (Required fields are in bold) Name   Title Organization Work Phone FAX E-mail   URL How Many?