Watch them LAUGH when they read this!
The 'perfect' gift for your friends, family, business
associates.
NO POWER NECESSARY
This slightly naughty candle has a column showing directions for
use.
Camper
Alarm Clock
Golfer
Alarm Clock
Trucker
Alarm Clock
Silent
Alarm Clock (Generic)
Custom imprints in larger quantities
Printed on the candle: DIRECTIONS FOR USE At bedtime,
STICK CANDLE IN YOUR
A__ up to the
‘Time Line’ of the hour you want to wake up (make sure wick is
facing out).
Light the candle, lay face down, and go to sleep.
NOTE:
Don’t
fart in your sleep or you’ll
blow out the candle. (For Entertainment
Purposes Only, Don’t Set Your Ass On Fire!)
$2.95 each OR buy 2 for $4.95 Save even more when you buy
5 for $10.95 or 10 for $19.95
Shipping $4.80 or $7.00
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quantities on the checkout form. Discounts will be applied there.
Great gifts for your office,
friends, family!
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